I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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