All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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