woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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