Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
