worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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