His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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