K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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