I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
