Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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