oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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