oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
there is glitter all over my balls
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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