lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I cockslap morals
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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