I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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