it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Randomize
