Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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