you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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