I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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