i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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