You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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