sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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