she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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