Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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