How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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