How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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