sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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