It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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