Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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