I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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