no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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