My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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