Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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