Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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