So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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