You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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