question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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