dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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