what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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