And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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