There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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