I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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