somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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