it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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