i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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