Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think your dad took our porno
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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