Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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