Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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