Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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