chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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