Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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