My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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