they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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