quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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